LET'S LEGALIZE THE MURDER OF WIVES!

                      by Jim McNeish



 .      Men, wake up!  Unite!  Fight for the right to
have your wives legally murdered.  Organize, picket and
contact your elected officials.  We demand this because:

 1.  EVERY WIFE SHOULD BE WANTED.  It's not fair to the
wife for her to be unwanted.  Nor is it fair for the man
to have to bear a wife against his will. It is far more
humane to have the wife legally murdered early in the
marriage so that she won't have to bear the pain of
knowing she was unwanted.

 2.  MEN SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE.  Opponents of
wife murder use the silly argument, "Oh, but the wife is
a separate person."  But the truth is, manywives -
particularly in the early stages of marriage - are not
viable organisms.  That is, many are not capable of
making it on their own.  The great number of separated
and divorced young former wives who need government
assistance proves this point.  To allow them to live is to
impose a tremendous burden on society.  Ironically, many
of the same people who scream against murder are the
very ones who are against welfare payments to these women.

 3,  IT'S AN ISSUE OF EQUALITY BETWEEN RICH MEN AND POOR
MEN.  If we keep outlawing the murder of wives, then
only rich men will be able to have their wives murdered.
 The rich man can afford the illegal hit men, can pay
g money to bribe the coroner and has the resources to
hunt out exotic poisons to be slipped into his wife's
tea.  But the poor man will have to live with the burden
of the unwanted wife.

 4.  WE MUST MAKE WIFE MURDER SAFE AND LEGAL.  Laws
against wife murder will never stop men from murdering
their wives.  Instead, it will only drive it underground,
endangering the life of the man as he seeks out criminals
who will murder his wife (but may harm him, too) in the
back alleys or as he precariously hangs on the edge of a
cliff or a 20th-story window sill, attempting to push
his wife off.  Let's make it lawful for the medical
profession to terminate wives in a safe, clinical setting.
 It can then be done cleanly and efficiently and at
little risk to the man.

 5.  THE WORLD FACES THE DANGER OF FEMALE
OVERPOPULATION.  The female birthrate is exceeding the
male birthrate.  Ultimately this will translate into too
many potential wives for eligible bachelors.  A world of
unwanted women, starved for affection, is a sad thing. 
Therefore, this is hardly the time to be worrying over
the wives who are put to death.

 6.  THE PRO-WIFE ADVOCATES ARE NOT OFFERING ENOUGH
POSITIVE HELP TO HUSBANDS IN NEED.  These types
continually harp about how "wrong" murder is, but few of
them ever lift a finger to help a husband in his time of
crisis.  Where are they when the poor husband's bills
come due?  Where are they when it's time to buy
groceries for two?  Where are they when the wife has
medical expenses? We'll start listening to them when
they start caring about the wives nobody wants - the fat
wives, the ugly wives, the old wives that nobody would
marry. Until then, again, we call for the legalization
of wife murder - on demand!


 (C) Copyright Jim McNeish 1988
 MurdWife.Txt comes from NEWLIFE Christian BBS,
601-627-5582,
 24 Hrs., 300-9600 Courier HST, Bob Nance, SYSOP.  Used
by permission.  It originally appeared as a tract
called:

 LET'S LEGALIZE THE MURDER OF WIVES
 By the way, if you missed the point (some have!), this
is a satire on ABORTION!

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