Tum de tum da-da ala ba  boom! Ha! You're singing! "God is Dead" - Nietzsche ::: "Nietzsche is Dead" - God 7 Days Without Prayer Makes One Weak.... A day without Sonshine is like night. A fool's mouth is his destruction. Proverbs 18:7 A happy heart makes the face cheerful... Proverbs 15:13 A hug warms the soul and places a smile in the heart. A person who looks up to God rarely looks down on people. A true friend walks in when everyone else leaves... A truly wise person knows that he knows not. ACK and you shall receive. Accepting good advice increases your ability. Always forgive your enemies. They HATE that! And God said: E = mv - Ze/r ...and there *WAS* Life! And they'll know...we are Christians by our Love... Are you an aquarium keeper or a fisher of men? Are you under nourished? Try the Bread of Life! As head strong as an allegory on the banks of the Nile. As it is written, the just shall live by faith. Backsliding starts when kneebending stops. Bad days in Christ beat good days anywhere! Baseball in the Bible??? Gen 1.1 In the Big Inning... Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. Be still, and know that I am God. Ps. 46:10 Beam me up Jesus! Before God builds, He first demolishes. Black holes are where God divided by zero. By God's light we see the light of truth in His Word. Children are God's gift to parents... Children aren't the only ones being fed fairy tales. Christmas is the promise, and Easter the Proof. Commit random kindness and senseless acts of beauty. Could you be convicted for being a Christian? Create in me a clean heart, O God! Delay is not denial. Habakkuk 2:2-3 Do you know JESUS!, If not, Try HIM now! Don't take care, take Jesus (1 Peter 5:7)! Drop your carrier...We have you surrounded! EVE'S FIRST STATEMENT TO ADAM: "W Y S I W Y G" ! Ever feel like a lost ball in the high grass? Evil succeeds when God's people do nothing FAITH = Forsaking All I Take Him FAITH = Forsaking All I Trust Him FAITH is acting on the WORD of GOD! For God so Loved........(insert your Name) Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. Friends are for hugging......Sending some your way. Friends, Romans, Countrymen: Lend me an Illustration! Friendship is a rainbow between two people From nothing, nothing is produced. GRACE = God's Riches At Christ's Expense Genesis 28:15 Give God the Glory, and He will give you the VICTORY! Give thanks to the Lord because He is good.. Psalm 136:1 God First, Others Second, Me, well....lemme seeee... God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein God first, Jesus second, Others next. Me? Well, I'm Last... God is NEVER late, but He misses some good opportunities to be early. God never shuts one door without opening one. God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts! God's last name is not damn. God's last name is not damn. God=Jesus=Holy Spirt. No problem. He became the Son of Man, that we might become sons of God. He came from Heaven to Earth to show us the way... He gives twice that gives quickly. He that loveth not knoweth not God, for God is love. He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals. He who has this disease called Jesus will NEVER be cured! He who puts God FIRST will be happy at last! He who throws mud, loses ground. He's got the whole world in His hands. He's no longer on the cross. Here I go again.. Going where angels dare not tread! Here's the final in from Rome: Lions 45 Christians 0 His Love is just a Prayer away... I Bring Great Joy: In the city of David is born, a baby boy. I am human, so my ideas about God are human.. I don't care WHO you are! Get those reindeer off my roof! I have but three enemies: fear, anger, ignorance. I'll be praying for you! I'm blood bought, Spirit filled, and Glory bound! IMAGINE! I was accused of being an ADULT the other day! If God is absent in your life, guess who moved! If God is your co-pilot, switch seats. If my people shall humble themselves... If only my faith was as strong as my coffee. If there's no God, who pops up the Kleenex? If you REALLY wanna know, God'll see to it. Illustrate your Sermons! Wear "Far Side" ties. Illustrate? But I flunked art class! Illustrate? Nah, I'd rather just raise my voice. Immanuel = God with us Impossibility: something I've not turned over to God yet. In all things....Praise HIS Name! In case of rapture, who's gonna run this thing? In case of the rapture, who's gonna run this thing? In charity, there is no such thing as excess. In our weakness God's strength is complete. It will never get well if you keep picking at it! It's only a ministry, only a ministry, only a m..... JOY - Jesus first, Others second, Yourself last. Jesus Christ - True God of True God - begotten not made! Jesus NEVER fails. Jesus is the reason for ALL seasons. Jesus paid a bill He didn't owe.... Jesus said... "I am the Way, the Truth, & the Life" Jesus said: "Peter, feed my sheep." Not bludgeon them to death. Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for a valuable prize! Jesus saves... Moses invests. Jesus saves; He passes to Moses; He shoots -- He scores! Jesus saves; Moses gets the rebound and scores! Joan of Arc is dead...long live Joan of .ZIP!!! Kick the darkness till it bleeds LIGHT!!! Know GOD and Know Peace. No GOD and No Peace. Know GOD and Know Peace. No GOD and No Peace. Lead me not to temptation, I can find it myself! Let God arise and His enemies be scattered... Let problems make you better, not bitter. Let the redeemed of the Lord say so... Let us praise the Almighty for what He has done! Let's Celebrate the birth of Christ and Kill a Tree! Let's not view with pride and point with alarm... Like a candle, to give light you must endure burning. Like a candle, to give light, you must endure burning. Little Prayer, Little Power - Much Prayer, Much Power Living with saints is tougher than being one. Look it's a babble fish: ><> < ><> Lord, give me the strength to turn this machine off. Lord, we are not thankless, only carless in giving thanks. Love finds a way, indifference finds excuses. Love is not purchased; affection has no price. Many are called, most won't go. Marxism is the opiate of the athiest. May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead. May you live in His Peace forever. Men without the Spirit don't accept spiritual things. Monastary: A home for unmarried Fathers. My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter. My God shall supply all your needs. Phil 4:9 Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up. O, so sweet to sit at His feet... Our Father UART in heaven; I/O'd be thy name. Our God *specializes* in new beginnings!! Our God is an AWESOME God! Praise, it's the least I can do. Pray for great things, but above all, Pray! Prayer - Instant Access, No Callback Verification Needed! Prayer does not change God, it changes YOU! Prayer is practicing the presence of God. Prays to the Lord!! Put on the full armor or God! Reason brings you to the mountain; faith gets you on top. Rejoice in the Lord always: and again I say rejoice.Ph.4:4 Religion is a fashionable substitute for faith. Remember, I am with you always.." Mt 28:19,20 SALVATION -- Don't leave Earth without it... Science without Religion is lame - Albert Einstein Sister, has your data been saved? Some people find fault like there was a reward offered. Some people will stop at nothing when it comes to giving. Strive to protect each man's dignity... Strive to protect each man's dignity... THE RAPTURE!....THE ULTIMATE UPLOAD!!! Tact is the intelligence of the Heart Tagline sticker -> JESUS SAVES! ...oops-tagline wrecked!!! Take heart, I read the end of THE book . . . . .we win. That hypocrite standing between you & God is closer! That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues! The Battle Belongs To The Lord... The Bible is the bread of life that never becomes stale. The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut. The joy of the Lord is my strength. The rock of the gospel is either Amen or Oh me. The trick in overcoming temptation, is to play dead. There are no skeptics in hell. They that sow in tears shall reap in joy - Psalm 126:5 Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's tagline.."Borrow it!" ;-) Thy output come, thy input done. On disk as it is in memory. Train up a child in the way he should go.... True Friends have hearts that beat as one. Trust Jesus: Don't be told to go jump in the lake... Trust in the Lord with all your Heart. Truth is FREE, but the Life that made it so, was Sacrifice. Truth will be shown to those who FOLLOW God's word. Type unto others as you would have them type unto you. Unlike some people, God is NEVER late. We are one Body, with Christ as the head. We can get too big for God, but never too small. We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing. What God has joined, let no man put asunder. What do YOU read -> GODISNOWHERE What if we lived like we tell others they ought? When GOD Speaks,..... Even E.F. Hutton Listens! When God forgives, He forgets; we need to do the same too. When all else fails, read the Bible! When the outlook looks grim, try the uplook! When the roll is called up yonder......Bye, y'all!! When you know you know, that's "ALL" you need to know. Where there's the Almighty's Will, there's a way. Where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I. Why worry about anything when I can pray about everything? With Hope in the Future, There's Power in the Present! Yeshua is Messiah's Handel Your karma ran over my dogma. and he that seeketh findeth...Luke 11:10 א sw , א 業vs, d v׭g is .