FUZZY-WUZZY THINKING ABOUT ANIMAL RIGHTS

The Movement  Has Elevated  Ignorance About  the Natural  World Almost to  the
Level of a Philosophical Principle.

                              BY RICHARD CONNIFF
                    (From AUDUBON Magazine, November 1990)

     EARLY LAST YEAR on a  business trip to the eastern Sierras, I stopped for
dinner at an upscale  ski-country restaurant. At a table to my  left a man was
expounding to  his wife.  "Hitler had  a good  idea,"  he began,  the sort  of
conversational opener that commands instant  attention. "Not killing Jews," he
said, and as everyone within earshot exhaled he added, "but  killing low- life
scum  ..." I  strained to  overhear  a precise  definition, but  his wife  had
apparently issued a nonverbal death threat  if he did not lower his  voice. In
the ensuing hush I  picked up another conversation, from a table  to my right,
about war  games. "There's a certain pleasure  in shooting someone," a nouveau
California man was remarking, quite genially.

     I slid down on my banquette, out of the line of fire, and buried  my face
in page 12A of the Reno Gazette-Journal, where my  eyes came to rest in myopic
proximity to two headlines:


           Private Library Disinherited for Evicting Muffin the Cat
                                      and
         Medical Research Group Sets Up Pension Plan for Ailing Chimps

     Every  life has its  little epiphanies,  and this was  one of  mine. As I
hovered over my  newspaper (the private library  was out $30,000;  the pension
plan was going to divert $1.8 million from AIDS research)  and eavesdropped on
the  genocidal fantasies  of  my fellow  diners,  what dawned  on  me was  how
thoroughly the modern  world has  accepted the worthlessness  of human  beings
and, in equal and  opposite measure, the sentimental importance  of individual
animal lives.

     I  suppressed the urge to protest, in  part because it seemed somehow out
of character.  Like George Bush  and just about  everybody else in  this great
consumer society  of ours, I think  of myself as an  environmentalist for whom
animals  are   important--as  populations,   if  not  as   individuals.  Human
overabundance being the main threat to  the natural world, it follows  without
much difficulty  that I am  also a  misanthrope, perhaps more  explicitly than
most  environmentalists (having once published a book with the dedication, "To
hell with you  all").  And yet I couldn't suppress the thought that our scheme
of  shared values was going  topsy-turvily askew, and  that misanthropy, which
was  all  very well  as  an  aberration, was  beginning  to  be a  dangerously
commonplace  self-indulgence. Like  a bad  marriage, society  was degenerating
into  a  foul   entanglement  characterized  by  mutual   loathing  and  moral
one-upmanship, wherein the milk of  human kindness flowed only for Muffin  the
cat.

     This same feeling  came back to me over  and over last winter,  as animal
rights activists captured the public imagination with their anti-fur campaign.
Americans  suddenly seemed to be  painfully conscious that  every human action
has a consequence for other life forms; they were beginning to weigh costs for
the natural world against supposed benefits for people, without so much of the
usual bias.  A worthy development,  which environmentalists might  normally be
expected to hail. Unfortunately, the tendency in formulating such equations is
to  start with issues that have no effect whatsoever on one's own way of life,
and to a lot of people, fur sounded like just the thing.

     The clash of the titans  took place in Wonderland--Aspen, Colorado--where
fist-fights broke out in fern bars and friendships ended in stony silence over
a proposed ban on the sale of furs.

     Advocates  of the  ban argued  that no  animal should  have to  suffer to
produce something as frivolous as a fur coat. The industry replied that  a ban
on  fur was  merely a  preamble to  the animal  liberation  movement's broader
agenda of ending  "all animal  exploitation." "Today fur,"  said one  industry
advertisement. "Tomorrow  leather. Then  wool. Then  meat." Aspen voters,  who
rebuked the trade by banning the leghold trap in 1986, apparently decided that
they did  not also need to risk  offending rich tourists and  defeated the new
measure by a margin of almost two-to-one.

     Ordinary Americans otherwise confronted the fur issue vicariously through
their  favorite  entertainment  celebrities,   with  noted  deep  thinker  and
bathing-suit-competition  host  Bob  Barker  providing  a  philosophical lead.
Candice Bergen, lending her support  to The Humane Society, declared  that she
would wear fur  only "to make  the statement that  a character is  dim-witted,
self-involved,  and unenlightened."  As  if to  personify  this new  Hollywood
orthodoxy, Suzanne Sugarbaker wore a  fur on an episode of "Designing  Women,"
and did one really need to say more?

     One  did. Suzy  "Chapstick" Chaffee,  who has  her own fur  fashion line,
managed to  be both cold-blooded and  starry-eyed in defense of  the trade: "I
wish the animal rights extremists would give their fur coats to the homeless,"
she told New York magazine, sounding as if  she were working from a Sugarbaker
script. "The fur  industry does it  every year at  Grand Central station,  and
it's one  of the most  inspiring things I've  ever done." Chaffee  pointed out
correctly that animals in the wild seldom make it to  the old-folks home. They
suffer cruel deaths from starvation and disease. The fur trade was really just
a form of "tough love,"  she declared, doubtless causing parents of  teenagers
everywhere to wonder if what they really needed was a nice leghold trap.

     Despite winning the vote, and even despite Suzy Chaffee, the fur industry
made no  new friends among the general public. Animal activists scored all the
emotional points. They  had better visuals: a  photo of a gnawed-off  paw in a
leghold  trap, and a television commercial  of fur-clad models sweeping down a
runway, spattering the audience  with blood. They  had better slogans: "Get  a
feel for  fur: Slam your fingers in  a car door." They  had rock stars seeking
the limelight who were certain, as People put it, that they'd "tapped into the
next  big  social issue."  They  were  winning  the  public relations  war  by
appealing  not merely to  human empathy  for brown-eyed  animals, but  also to
normal human resentment against rich people. At a demonstration in New York, I
saw an  older woman with knots  of terminal dissatisfaction at  the corners of
her mouth  carrying a sign: "Ms. Macho woman wears  her cruel status trophy to
the  office.  Never  underestimate  her haughty  inhumanity."  To  animals,  I
wondered, or to secretaries?

     The anti-fur movement was winning, above all, because it was so easy. You
want to save the animals? Stop wearing fur. Hell, most of us never wore fur in
the first  place. Better yet, for  those inclined to moral  fascism, you could
pin a "Fur Is Murder"  button onto the strap of your leather  shoulder bag and
glare  cigarette-smoking, fur-clad low-life scum back into the stone age where
they belonged. Or wait till  one of them settled  down beside you on the  bus,
then shriek, "Get that dead animal away from me!" Talk about empowerment!

     BY NOW YOU  HAVE probably discerned  that I had  a few philosophical  and
tactical problems with the animal rights movement, beginning with the daunting
realization that these people were  a lot like me. I grew up  in a comfortable
New Jersey suburb  where what we  meant by wildlife  was principally the  gray
squirrel, and the only known trap  was a Havahart. This is, I'm sure,  the way
most adult Americans have grown up: in towns that  blend into one another with
no open  space  in between,  dependent on  the remote  and unimaginable  three
percent of the population who do the  agricultural work to feed and clothe the
rest of us.

     Until I shopped for food in other countries, where carcasses hung in shop
windows and butchers sawed  off ribs while I waited,  it never occurred to  me
how divorced I'd become from the deaths of even our domestic animals.   I have
eaten bacon (a.k.a. hog belly) all  my life, but distinctly remember the first
time I saw it on the hoof. It  was at a gas station on Interstate 80  in Iowa,
and  when another customer said he needed water  for his hog, I thought he was
talking about a motorcycle. I was twenty years old.

     What this kind of upbringing means is that people  like me have been able
to live  all our lives under  the illusion that nature  is essentially benign,
and that death  is the exception rather than  the daily rule. We long  not for
protection from nature,  but for some  fleeting sense of  oneness with it.  We
believe, as one  animal rights pamphlet puts it, "that  the various species of
sentient  creatures on Earth constitute a single, complex, interconnected, and
mutually dependent web  of life, and that humans are part  of, not apart from,
this  biological  network."  One could  hardly  ask  for  a more  satisfactory
statement of environmentalism, except perhaps to delete the word "sentient" so
as not to exclude  insects and even bacteria, on  which the web of life  is no
less dependent.

     But  what this sort of suburban pantheism  lacked for me was any sense of
the first law of nature, which I knew at least by reputation: Eat or be eaten.
Or  more  precisely:  Eat  and  be  eaten.  "Blessed  are  the  animals,"  the
congregation  at a  recent  New York  memorial  service for  animals  solemnly
intoned, "for they shall lead us  back to our lost innocence...Blessed are all
wild, free things,  for they live in harmony with their mother." In this world
view, animals apparently laid  down their heads and  died in their sleep  to a
crescendo  of  violins,  and the  corpses  were  wafted on  pillowy  clouds to
Valhalla.

     I picked  up a brochure  from the sponsoring  organization, Trans-Species
Unlimited (TSU). On the cover was a picture of a woman and a polar bear gazing
at each other  across a barrier.  The woman appeared  to be contemplating  the
bear's   soulful   eyes  and   huggable   demeanor.   The  caption,   arguably
ill-considered, said, "REACH OUT." I  don't pretend to know what the  bear was
contemplating,  but in  my exurban adult  life I  have had  the opportunity to
examine  an elk  calf that had  recently come within  reach of a  bear and two
cubs.  Roughly 90 percent of  its biomass had achieved a  kind of oneness with
nature.  The bears  had been  particularly assiduous  about cracking  open the
brain pan like a coconut, licking out the contents, and reducing  the skull to
a  few indigestible  splinters.  Flies were  already  working to  exploit  the
remaining grease spots as a future home for maggots.

     I mention  these unseemly  details to  suggest that  if people  wished to
think clearly about nature, the proper context  was not Muffin the cat but  an
eviscerated elk  calf. Nature  is a  slaughterhouse--vast,  brutal, gory,  and
efficient. If we were to follow its example, we would kill whatever we wanted,
whenever we wanted, by whatever means came in handy. Happily, we do not do so.
Though  they sometimes prove inadequate, we have  laws to protect animals from
needless human cruelty and over harvesting.

     But  the core of the suburban pantheist, animal rights, anti-fur movement
was that such  laws could never  be enough, no  matter how  strict.  Over  and
over,  groups like TSU and People for  the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)
stated that the real issue wasn't whether the animal was killed cruelly or for
a mere status symbol. Asked  about the use of leather, which  was inexplicably
gaining status  at the  same time  fur was  becoming a  social stigma, a  PETA
spokesman said,  "That's the  next step...it was  easier to  start with  fur."
Their essential  argument was that humans  have no right to  kill any sentient
creature, for any reason. What the animal rights movement seemed  to be urging
was that  we separate ourselves  from any  direct dependence on  animals, pull
back  into our suburbs, and withdraw from  nature.  And people were buying it,
out  of moral exhaustion with  the vast challenge  of minimizing environmental
consequences in more meaningful ways.

     AT THE  MEMORIAL service in New  York, a woman dressed  in mourning stood
before  a  coffin  heaped with  discarded  fur  coats.  With  a rosy  glow  of
righteousness  about the cheekbones, she  raised her fist  and declared, "This
struggle will not end until  every creature on earth is free." I had read that
some  animal  liberationists  objected  to the  use  of  silk  as a  grotesque
exploitation of silk worms, and  to honey as theft from honeybees.  I wondered
if  making every  creature on earth  free meant  that the  speaker intended to
restrain the  copper-colored fly known as Bufolucilia silvarum, which deposits
its eggs in the nostrils of toads and frogs. When the larvae hatch, they blind
their hosts and devour them. In the interest of preventing needless slaughter,
would she speak sternly to the  great horned owl, which may decapitate fifteen
adult common terns  but eat just  one? Would she  admonish the mink,  which is
capable of wiping  out whole muskrat families  in a senseless killing  frenzy?
Would she  issue sound dietary  edicts to  the bulimic  Adelie penguin,  which
sometimes causes itself to vomit, the better to kill and consume more fish?

     These everyday  animal transgressions against common decency did not come
to mind with the idea that they might somehow justify human depredations. What
I  was  getting  at  was  an  apparent  contradiction  in  the  animal  rights
philosophy. How could animal liberationists argue on the one hand  that humans
were merely a  part of nature, no better  or worse than other animals,  and on
the other  that our species alone was obliged to  give up practices with which
it has  naturally evolved, like killing  and eating animals and  wearing their
skins? How could  they argue that humans  have no inherent moral  superiority,
and  at the  same time  argue that we  have a  high moral  obligation to treat
animals more humanely than they would treat us or each other?

     A minister  took the microphone and  began to suggest a  parallel between
animal  liberation and black liberation.  He recounted his  recent decision to
picket  that squalid  bastion of  animal  enslavement and  whip-cracking Simon
Legrees, the circus and, drawing himself up with as much fervor as a Unitarian
can manage, declared,  "Like Malcolm  X, I do  not condone  violence.  But  by
whatever means necessary, we will defend ourselves."

     The new sin of our day, as vile as racism and sexism, was speciesism, the
attitude that humans have a right to  exploit other species. In the new animal
rights orthodoxy, the needs of a laboratory mouse deserved equal consideration
with the needs of a sick child. "I don't  believe human beings have the 'right
to life.' That's a supremacist perversion. A rat is a pig is a dog is a  boy,"
PETA  co-director Ingrid  Newkirk  once declared,  giving  the idea  its  most
concise Orwellian formulation. The suffering of animals was morally equivalent
to  the suffering of humans:  "Six million Jews  died in concentration camps,"
Newkirk also declared on  another occasion, "but six billion  broiler chickens
will die this year  in slaughterhouses." (Holocaust and slavery  analogies are
by their nature garish and  demeaning to the victims, but this  example surely
pushes the  form to its imaginable  limits.) The trouble with  speciesism as a
cause for  indignation was that  it seemed to  be just about universal  in the
animal  kingdom.  By  definition,  a species  is  a  group  of physically  and
genetically similar individuals which interbreed and also often cooperate, the
better to eat  other species and forestall the  time of being eaten.  What the
pejorative  emphasis  on  speciesism  suggests  to  me  is a  sense  of  human
worthlessness, or more specifically, the worthlessness of other people.

     Human self-loathing has  of course been around  for some time  now. Among
environmentalists sharing two or three beers, for example, the notion is quite
common that if  only some calamity could wipe out the entire human race, other
species  might  once again  have a  chance. The  trouble  with this  noble and
self-sacrificing stance is that it almost always winds up being compromised so
that some select group of other  people gets wiped out. One can hear  hints of
this in  the Earth First!  approach to AIDS  as "a welcome development  in the
inevitable  reduction  of  human  population."  (Defying  logical consistency,
leaders of the movement  have not yet announced the addition  of unsafe sex to
tree spiking on their personal agendas.) One can hear it much more  clearly in
the  remarks of Ingrid Newkirk, who must  not realize that in likening chicken
slaughterhouses to  death camps, she  echoes something  Heinrich Himmler  once
said:  "We Germans, who  are the only  people in  the world who  have a decent
attitude toward animals, will also assume a decent attitude toward these human
animals." It should not need saying this late in the game, but devaluing human
life and deifying animals is a dangerous solution.

     It is also  irrational. Though it grieves me as a  misanthrope to say so,
humanity remains the most noble  creation of this planet (and the  more firmly
we keep this idea in mind, the more nobly,  or the less deplorably, we tend to
behave). If  we want to  argue that  humans have a  moral obligation  to treat
animals decently,  as  we  surely  do,  we  must  also  acknowledge  that  the
obligation exists because humans possess a highly evolved moral sensibility, a
sensibility that is so  unlike anything in the  animal world as to call  forth
the forbidden  word  "superior." (Animal  rights activists  condemn this  word
because  they apparently fail to  discern some subtle  distinction between the
notion  of  human  superiority  over animals  and  the  racist  idea of  white
superiority  over  black.  One wonders  what  Malcolm  X  would  make  of  the
comparison.) We treat animals differently because in this important respect we
are not like them.

     THE  ONE EASY  MORAL call in  the great  fur fracas  is that uncontrolled
trade  in endangered  species is  indefensible, and  almost everyone  seems to
agree on this. China recently turned down court appeals by two Sichuan farmers
found guilty of selling four giant panda skins. With only  one thousand pandas
left in the wild, I  have little spirit for opposing the death  penalty, which
is what the farmers  got by way of a bullet to the  back of the head. (Earlier
they had  gotten $17,000  in  Canton for  a single  skin.  My newswire  source
unfortunately  doesn't indicate what the ultimate market price would have been
or what depraved soul in the industrial world might  have paid it.) Also, this
year World Wildlife Fund investigators in Nepal documented a thriving trade in
coats  made from  snow  leopards and  clouded  leopards. They  estimated  that
between seven hundred and one thousand threatened or endangered Himalayan cats
were killed to supply the fur coats they saw.

     In defending the American fur trade, it is important to keep in mind that
for  much of  its  history it  was  equally depraved.  Hunters with  specially
trained dogs extirpated the sea mink from the North Atlantic coast in the 19th
Century, leaving almost no record  of how the species lived or what  it looked
like.  The beaver  and the  sea otter  barely escaped  the same  fate.   Until
conservationists  mounted a successful protest in the late 1960s, the American
fur industry also  imported huge  quantities of endangered  spotted cats.  But
public opinion, strict new import laws, and the fur industry's alert attention
to its  own threatened survival  changed all that,  and the use  of endangered
species is no longer an issue in the American trade.

     In truth, the  legal skin trade is  nowadays more likely to help  save an
endangered species than to wipe  it out. The crucial difference is  in how the
trade is  managed, and the  American alligator is  a case in  point.  Declared
endangered by the U.S. Fish and  Wildlife Service in 1967, it was a  victim of
reckless over hunting to  supply the fashionable demand for  alligator purses,
belts, and shoes, products so frivolous as to lack even the socially redeeming
potential of someday keeping homeless people in Grand Central Terminal warm.

     Louisiana  and  Florida, the  two states  with a  vocal alligator-hunting
constituency, responded by investing  heavily in recovery of the  species. The
result  is that  both states  now have  thriving alligator  populations and  a
lucrative  trade  in skins.  The trade  is  undoubtedly distasteful  to animal
rights activists, both on  ethical grounds and, subliminally, because  much of
the money winds up in the  pockets of crackers and Cajuns--the sort of  people
one does not  find paying three  dollars a glass  for Perrier  at a PETA  rock
concert. But here, as elsewhere in the world, giving locals a cash interest in
protecting  a habitat  can  benefit  animals.  When  a  landowner  proposed  a
high-density  waterfront development  on  Orange and  Lochloosa lakes  outside
Gainesville, for example,  the value of the alligator trade  was one factor in
killing  the proposal and preserving  the countryside. The  trade has become a
model program for the recovery and  controlled exploitation of a species,  and
the alligator population is now healthy and growing rapidly.

     Alligators are an admittedly imperfect model for the fur trade. So  let's
talk instead about  a warm, round-eyed furbearer in a  leghold trap.  Contrary
to reputation, most trappers  are not willfully cruel.  If nothing else,  they
have a  material interest in minimizing  an animal's suffering.   They do what
they do to make a living, and they like to point out that they don't get  paid
for disembodied paws or damaged pelts. Such losses are the exception, and not,
as animal rights activists  suggest, the rule. Where possible,  trappers place
their sets  for mink,  muskrat, and  beaver underwater  so  the animal  drowns
within  a minute  or so  of entering  the trap.   Increasingly,  they  use the
Conibear trap, which  is designed to kill  the animal instantly. Under  steady
pressure  from animal  rights activists,  manufacturers have  developed better
traps over the  years--refining the  trigger mechanism, for  example, so  that
fewer nontarget animals  get taken.   Game departments  have also  promulgated
stricter regulations, requiring trappers  to  participate  in  training  or to
check  their  traplines  more frequently.

     For many people this isn't enough. The sticking point is  still what PETA
calls  "the merciless  steel-jaw  leghold  trap,"  a  primitive  device  which
nowadays earns more  money for animal  rights groups  than for trappers.  PETA
likes to  distribute emotionally  powerful photographs with  graphic captions:
"Animals  caught in  traps, such  as this  lynx, either  die from  exposure or
starvation, chew  off a limb  and escape,  or are bludgeoned  to death  by the
returning  trapper." Bludgeoning is, in truth, what  happens, and while it may
be quick, it  is never pretty. Otherwise the leghold  trap is less sensational
than PETA might like. For want of a  better alternative, even conservationists
working with populations  of endangered animals  routinely use legholds,  both
the  padded and the  merciless steel-jaw,  as the best  way to  trap an animal
without hurting it. Researchers recently used padded legholds, for example, to
trap lynx  in Canada.  They  ran the  trapline daily  (as  would a  commercial
trapper in  this country), secure in  the knowledge that animals  of this size
don't chew off their limbs, and are even less likely than a human to starve if
left without food for  ten or twelve hours. The  lynx were transported to  New
York State and released unharmed to recolonize an old habitat.

     This  isn't to say that  anybody (other than  PETA fund-raisers) actually
likes leghold traps.  Used incorrectly,  both padded and  steel varieties  can
cause  injuries and  stress. But  no one  has yet  developed a  more effective
alternative.

     So why not just ban trapping outright and be done with it? Apart from the
lack of effect on our own way of life,  such a ban is appealing mainly because
of  two emotional  preconceptions,  both erroneous:  That  furry critters  are
cuddly, and  that the  people who  trap them are,  in the  words of  a friend,
"slack-jawed Neanderthals."

     What the fur  trade has  here is a  classic image problem,  to put it  in
terms all Americans can readily grasp. The trappers I know  are, by and large,
intelligent,  articulate people  who love the  outdoors. They  are a  lot like
sport  fishermen, who  also lure  animals with  a bait  and snare  them, often
ultimately  bludgeoning them  to death.  The comparison  is revealing:  On the
level  of substance,  as opposed  to image,  there is  no material  difference
between  fur  trapping and  sport fishing.  And yet  we  regard fishing  as an
edifying pastime, a ritual for the bonding of father with son, or of  man with
nature. We celebrate  it endlessly in our literature and  in the catalogues of
Orvis  and  L.L. Bean.  The difference  is  purely a  matter  of unegalitarian
mindset:  For modern Americans, fishermen represent the educated elite out for
healthy sport. Trappers represent the grubby underclass out for money.

     The  reason we  should not end  trapping is  that we  need these putative
Neanderthals. In the muddled-up modern  world, where all natural relationships
have been banjaxed by human intervention, animal control is a fact of life. At
a  TSU  demonstration  in  New  York,  a  character  with  a  megaphone led  a
jive-rhythm  chant: "Holland's doin' it, why can't we? Make America fur-free!"
It is perhaps a  minor footnote (except to the Dutch),  but Holland must still
trap thousands of  muskrats a year  lest they undermine  the dikes with  their
burrowing. Left to its  own devices, nature would  possibly work through  such
problems with  normal boom-and-bust  population dynamics. On  the other  hand,
people tend to  get impatient when  forced to live  for long periods  on their
rooftops.

     In  this country,  farmers and highway  departments, which  are routinely
flooded  out by booming beaver  populations, must routinely  trap the animals,
even as in the Mississippi Delta, where the fur is worthless. Wildlife refuges
must  trap coyote, fox, racoon, and  other predators, which can otherwise wipe
out  the  concentrated nests  of waterfowl  and  shorebirds. On  the Louisiana
coast,  landowners (including National Audubon  Society at its  Paul J. Rainey
Wildlife Sanctuary) must trap  simply to keep the  marshes from being  nibbled
bare of  grass by muskrat  or nutria and  washed out to  sea.  Ending  the fur
trade wouldn't  stop  such trapping.  It  would merely  make it  more  costly.
Instead  of turning the  pelts into coats,  we would probably send  them up an
incinerator  smokestack, as we now do with the 7.5 million or so unwanted cats
and dogs  put down each  year. A good solution  for protecting our  own tender
sensibilities, if not the environment.

     We need  these slack-jawed trappers because the rest of us have become so
suburban, so sophisticated, so caught up in the la-la land of image and media,
that  we no  longer have  the first  notion of  how the  natural  world works.
Speaking for  myself, I could not  tell the difference offhand  between a gray
fox  and a  red  fox, or  whether one  is booming  and  the other  going bust.
Frankly, I empathize with the very likable TSU  spokeswoman I interviewed, who
made  the  case that  Louisiana's  nutria problem  would  take care  of itself
without trapping because,  after all, the  nutria had always  been there as  a
natural part  of  the environment.  She was  at  least a  step  ahead of  most
Americans,  who don't even  know that nutria  exist, much less  that they were
introduced to this country  from South America in the  1930s.  She went  on to
suggest that alligators would take care  of the problem, if only hunters would
leave them alone.  Why should she know,  unless she were a trapper  out in the
field, that  Louisiana alligators  hibernate for  six months of  the year  and
nutria don't?  How would  she know,  unless her work  routinely took  her into
bayous swarming with rodents, that not even alligators eat that much?

     IN  REALITY the animal rights  movement has elevated  ignorance about the
natural world  almost to the level  of a philosophical principle.  In his book
Animal  Liberation, Peter Singer, the  movement's leading thinker, writes, "We
tried to  explain that we were  interested in the prevention  of suffering and
misery. Otherwise, we  said, we  were not especially  interested in  animals."
Indeed,  many animal  liberationists are frankly  disdainful of  such untrendy
interests.

     Trappers,  by contrast, are hopelessly  retrograde, caught up  in all the
unfashionable minutiae of animal behavior, diet, habitat, and seasonal change.
Like many  farmers, the better ones  actually love the animals  they kill, and
this obviously isn't the  abstract love, the passion for  the helpless victim,
of  most  animal  rights  activists.  In  their  obsessive  attention  to  the
nitty-gritty  of  animal  behavior  and  to   the  ups  and  downs  of  animal
populations, they at  least have the  potential to serve  as antennae for  the
rest of  us. In British  Columbia, for example, trappers,  who work individual
leases  typically covering  six hundred  square miles,  have become  important
adversaries of the clearcutting timber industry. They have negotiated with the
loggers not to clearcut  entire traplines. They have  persuaded them to  leave
enough ground cover for voles and  mice, so predators will come back  into the
area  afterward. They  have gotten  them to  replant aspen  for beaver  and to
modify the spacing of seedlings so the wilderness doesn't become merely a tree
farm. This role as  environmentalist is one trappers elsewhere  need to pursue
far more aggressively in the  war for public opinion. As to the rest  of us, I
suggest that as long as the great fur fight continues, we follow the lead of a
TSU marshal at the  group's demonstration in New York.  She showed up in  what
appeared to be a sealskin  coat, with a "Fake Fur" sign pinned on  the back to
spare herself any unpleasantness.  In the interest of facilitating  snap moral
judgments and  helping people decide  when to  smile and when  to glare,  such
signs might also read: "Fake Fur Made  from Genuine Alaskan Oil," or "This Fur
Trapped  to Protect Sandhill Cranes  at Malheur National  Wildlife Refuge," or
"Inherited This Fur from Grandma  and Am Too Frugal to Junk It," or even "Real
Fur, but Homeless Person Within. "When everyone is properly labeled and we can
figure out once and for all who is or isn't low-life scum, maybe then  we will
be able to get back to the real business of saving the Earth from ourselves.

(Copyright  1990 by  the National  Audubon Society;  permission to  quote with
credit granted.)
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