TEN STEPS TO TURN A NORMAL CHILD INTO A DRUG ADDICT OR ALCOHOLIC

  1. Spoil him; give him everything  he wants if you can afford it.

  2. When he does wrong, you may nag him, but never spank him
     (unless he is showing signs of independence).

  3. Foster his dependence on you, so drugs or alcohol can replace
     you when is older.

  4. Protect him from your husband and from all those mean teachers
     who threaten to spank him from time to time. Sue them if you
     wish.

  5. Make all of his decisions for him, since you are a lot older
     and wiser than he is. He might make mistakes and learn from
     them if you don't.

  6. Criticize his father openly, so your son can lose his own
     self respect and confidence.

  7. Always bail him out of trouble so he will like you. Besides,
     he might harm your reputation if he gets a police record.
     Never let him suffer the consequences of his own behavior. 

  8. Always step in and solve his problems for him, so he can
     depend on you and run to you when the going gets tough. The
     when he is older and still hasn't learned how to solve his own
     problems, he can continue to run from them through heroin or
     alcohol.

  9. Just to play it safe, be sure to dominate your husband and
     drive him to drink too, if you can.

 10. Take lots of prescription drugs yourself, so that taking
     nonprescription  drugs won't be a major step for him.

   MOTHERS HOW TO DEVELOP YOUR NORMAL CHILD INTO A HOMOSEXUAL

 1. Start out by using the ten easy steps followed by the
    alcoholic's mother, but this won't be enough.

 2. Show your love for your son by protecting him very carefully.
    Don't let him play football or baseball with the other boys, he
    might get hurt! Don't let him be a newspaper boy or patrol boy;
    he might catch pneumonia out in the bad weather.

 3. Be sure he spends lots of time with you and very little with
    his father (or any adult males).

 4. Teach him to sew and cook, and how to knit too. After all,
    sexist attitudes about chores are out of date nowadays. 

 5. Walk him to and from school so none of the bullies will beat
    little Johnny up.

 6. Let him play consistently with the little neighborhood girls
    or his sisters and their friends. There just aren't any boys
    his age in the neighborhood that you want him to play with.

 7. Joke with him about the feminine name you gave him, and tell
    what a cute girl he would have been. Tell him that you really
    had  wanted a girl and dressed him in his big sister's clothes
    when he was  little. That way, when he reaches puberty and 
    his contemporaries start falling in love with the opposite
    sex, he can too, with boys, since he thinks of himself
    basically as a girl.  If your baby is a girl, just follow the
    same principles in reverse: call her Jack, never make her
    wear a dress, and don't spend much time with her, since she
    prefers playing football with her father anyway.


    Homosexuality is on the rise in today's society. And with the
    Women's Liberation Movement, more and more weak men are
    feeling threatened by women and choosing homosexual rather
    than heterosexual relationships. The practice of homosexuality, 
    just like drug addiction or alcoholism, is a choice, not an
    inherited disorder. And a sinful choice at that. God's way is
    still the best way.  Learn it and live to the fullest.


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